J203 Assignment #10

"My weirdly new favorite show is, 'What Not to Wear.'"
A story of reality T.V. and how the possibilities are now endless for show ideas. What are new ideas you say? How about who can commit suicide the quickest? Really up the stakes.

"And I can knit peoples Christmas presents this year, I'm so poor!"
How to accommodate to the poor on holiday's that require a lot of money to be spent on gifts?
Is Christmas getting out of hand? Are people expecting more and more for Christmas, so that the joy of smaller gifts is lost? How can Christmas be turned into a holiday centered on the family, instead of around the tree?

"Do you know how many years modeling has been going on and they only have overweight, not underweight.”
Do a comparison on the average body weight of average Americans in 1970 and runway models in the 1970's. Then compare that number to the body weight of average Americans in 2005 with the average body weight of runway models in 2005. Lets see if that gap, unlike models waist lines, has widened.

"He has to wear boxer briefs, I HATE boxers. I can't date boxer wearers. Boxer briefs just give guys a nice shape."
How to encourage the American population to eat healthier, exercise, and maintain a healthy looking body. Also, maybe a larger penis looks better in boxer briefs. So, lets find out how much size really matters to girls.

"Have you ever gone a month without a boyfriend or a crush?" "Oh I've always had crushes."
Do an article on the correlation of religious belief and boyfriends. Also look at length of relationships when religion is involved. I'm betting they have fewer partners, but hold on to them for longer.